Handy guide to Hermitcraft groups/platonic pairings

Squads

Aerial Sheep Service (S5): Zedaph, Tango, Xisuma

Allium Alliance: Bdubs, Etho, Beef, Doc, False

Arizona Dads (S10): Impulse, Skizz, Tango

Bed Trio / Sleepy Trio: Scar, Bdubs, Grian

Big Eye Crew (S8): Bdubs, Keralis, Tango

Blue Bin Bags (S10): Hypno, Mumbo, Ren

Boatem Crew (S8): Grian, Mumbo, Scar, Pearl, Impulse

Boomers (S7): Impulse, Tango, Bdubs

Create Crew / Coggers: Bdubs, Keralis, Tango, Zedaph, Scar

Clockers: Cleo, Scar, Bdubs

Dragon Bros (S6): Grian, Bdubs, Mumbo, False

Evil Empire (S8): Xisuma, Jevin, Beef, Wels

Fight Club (S10): Gem, Joel, Cub, Pearl

GIGS: Grian, Impulse, Gem, Scar, Skizz

G-Team (S6): Grian, Cleo, Mumbo, Jevin, Joe, Tango

Hermitcraft Environmental Protection Agency [HEP] (S7): Scar, Bdubs, Cub, Tango, Xisuma, False, Keralis, Mumbo

Hermit Dads: Joehills, Bdubs, Docm77, Keralis, Tango, Impulse, Beef, Skizz

HermitFactory (S10): Wels, Joe, Hypno, Xisuma

Hermit Gals: ZombieCleo, Gem, Pearl, False

HHH Crew: Xisuma, Cleo, Joe

Hippies (S6): Ren, Impulse, and Grian

IDEA (S6): Xisuma, Bdubs, Keralis

Knights of the Square Table (S9): Rendog, Bdubs, Cleo, Joe, Cub, Scar

Late Night Crew (S9): Joe, Tango, Bdubs, Jevin, Scar, Etho, Cub

Magic Mountaineers (S10): Grian, Scar, Joel, Gem, Impulse, Skizz, Mumbo

Mounders (S10): Mumbo, Bdubs, Pearl, Joel

Mustard Milk Tots (S10): Cleo, Beef, Doc, Skizz, Tango

Mycelium Resistance (S7): Grian, Impulse, Etho, XB, Ren, Jevin, Doc

Milk Sog Quartet (S9): Bdubs, Scar, Tango, Grian, Cub

Monolith Trio (S9): Ren, Bdubs, and Etho

New Hermit Order (S5): Bdubs, Doc, Etho, Beef

No Braincells Trio / Buttercups (S9): Grian, Mumbo, Scar

PET Neighbors (S10): Pearl, Etho, Tango

Poe-Poe (S10): Grian, Cub, Scar, Skizz

Purple Pickles (S10): Joe, Keralis, XB, Xisuma

Red Rashers (S10): Bdubs, Etho, False, Jevin

Sewer Cats (S7): Impulse, Scar, Grian, Bdubs

Soup Group / Trifle Trio (S9): Gem, Pearl, Impulse

Spanners / Sub One Club (S10): Mumbo, Skizz, Grian

Team BEST (S10): Bdubs, Etho, Skizz, Tango

Team Canada: Etho, Beef, Gem

Team STAR / Hermit Gang (S6): Doc, Wels, False, Impulse, Xisuma, Ren, Mumbo (briefly as a double agent)

Team TIES: Tango, Impulse, Etho, Skizz

Team ZITS: Zedaph, Impulse, Tango, and Skizz

Team ZIT: Zedaph, Impulse, Tango

Tuff Guys (S10): Etho, Bdubs, Tango

Wood Collective (S10): Beef, Doc, and Skizz

XIGS (S10): Xisuma, Impulse, Gem, Skizz

5k Club: False, Cub, Scar

Duos

Aerial Fox Service (S10): Zed and Skizz

Area 77 (S6): Scar and Doc

Aqua Town Duo (S7): Scar and Bdubs

Big Salmon (S10): Beef and Skizz

Birchfellas (S4): Cub and Wels

Boat Boys: Joel and Etho

Clock Duo / Homewreckers: Impulse and Bdubs

Clumsy Cooking Duo: Zedaph and Tango

Convex / ConCorp (S5-S6): Scar and Cub

Crastle Duo: Bdubs and Cleo

Deadliest Duo: Grian and Joel

DERP Duo: Tango and Impulse

Desert Duo: Grian and Scar

Elven Duo (S9): Gem and Scar

Gingerbread Duo / Snail Duo: Grian and Gem

Her-munculous (S6): Cleo and False

Hohenzollern Castle Duo (S8): Joe and Cleo

Horse Head Farms (S8): Hypno and XB

Imp and Skizz (S10): Impulse and Skizz

Jade Duo (S10): Gem and Joel

Logfellas (S4): Xisuma and Ren

Magical Mountain: Joel and Scar

Maple Duo (S10): Gem and Etho

Octagon (S8): Doc and Ren

Podzol Party (S7): Beef and Hypno

PogSupremacy Duo: False and Ren

Rich Duo: Mumbo and Keralis

Ruby Duo (S10): Pearl and Tango

Shiny Duo: Gem and Pearl

Shortgrass (S10): Bdubs and Joel

Sky Siblings / Sky Duo / Skyblings: Pearl and Grian

Sunflower Duo: Scar and Pearl (S9)

Swamp Lump: Gem and False

Tall and Short (S9): Bdubs and Etho

Ungulate Duo (S10): Gem and Doc

Waffle Duo: Grian and Mumbo

Warden Wranglers (S9): Xisuma and Cub

Wither Duo: Grian and Impulse

PLEASE COMMENT WITH ANY I’VE MISSED, BECAUSE I KNOW I DIDN’T GET ALL OF THEM

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Snivy -- Mizue

rubashev

mutationgirl

pussy like a glue trap you get stuck in it and die

weevmo

Tsk - Should have read the manual.

the-haiku-bot

cipheramnesia

I think there's a widespread school of thought that old or nearly immortal beings like elves and draculas and shit have developed some kind of centuries long ageless patience. An attitude something like, "I have seen empires rise and fall, rulers come and go. This too will pass in the blink of an eye, and matters not to the world."

But I also like ancients who are like do what you want forever. "Are you kidding, a century ago everyone was wearing skirts. Wear pink, sleep in a tree, dance in the street, climb up the walls, talk to strangers. No one's gonna give a shit in a hundred years, have fun now!"

bythepowerofscience

Ah yes, the dichotomy of immortality:

- The years start coming and they don't stop coming

- So much to do so much to see so what's wrong with taking the back streets

the-haiku-bot

- So much to do so

much to see so what’s wrong with

taking the back streets

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

dead-minecraft-fandoms

hasufin

Shrinkflation

So, I found out a fun fact this last weekend!

Every state has a Department of Weights and Measures. One of their jobs is to make sure that companies are actually selling you the quantities they claim they're selling. For example, this is the department which tests gas pumps and makes sure they're really pumping out a gallon of gas when they charge you for a gallon of gas.

So....

If you happen to, just as an example, notice that your 1lb (16 ounce) box of San Giorgio spaghetti actually only has 10oz of noodles, and you weigh your other boxes of spaghetti to discover they run from 10 to 14 ounces but never the full pound they're supposed to have, and that's why you never seem to have enough pasta for leftovers the next day, then you can report that to the Department of Weights and Measures.

They will want to know where you bought the item, and then will investigate whether the store or the manufacturer is routinely shorting customers. If they do, they will issue a fine to the offending party, you will be eligible for a refund, and under some circumstances lawsuits may follow.

Now, I don't know the outcome of the complaint I just initiated, but they did not want to know specific receipts or times of purchase. Which is good for me as I didn't keep any of those things, at the time I just said "Wow, fuck San Giorgio" and switched brands. But this is still enough to get an inspector out.