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Handy guide to Hermitcraft groups/platonic pairings

Squads

Aerial Sheep Service (S5): Zedaph, Tango, Xisuma

Allium Alliance: Bdubs, Etho, Beef, Doc, False, Stress

Architechs (S6): Mumbo, Grian, Iskall

Bed Trio / Sleepy Trio: Scar, Bdubs, Grian

Big Eye Crew (S8): Bdubs, Keralis, Tango

Blue Bin Bags (S10): Hypno, Iskall, Mumbo, Ren, Stress

Boatem Crew (S8): Grian, Mumbo, Scar, Pearl, Impulse

Boomers (S7): Impulse, Tango, Bdubs

Create Crew / Coggers: Bdubs, Keralis, Tango, Zedaph, Scar

Clockers: Cleo, Scar, Bdubs 

Dragon Bros (S6): Grian, Iskall, Bdubs, Mumbo, False

Evil Empire (S8): Xisuma, Jevin, Beef, Wels

GIGS: Grian, Impulse, Gem, Scar, Skizz

G-Team (S6): Grian, Iskall, Cleo, Mumbo, Stress, Jevin, JoeHills, Tango

Hermitcraft Environmental Protection Agency [HEP] (S7): Scar, Bdubs, Cub, Tango, Xisuma, False, Keralis, Mumbo

Hermit Dads: Joehills, Bdubs, Docm77, Keralis, Tango, Impulse

Hermit Gals: ZombieCleo, Gem, Pearl, False, Stress

Her-munculous (S6): Cleo, False, Stress

Hippies (S6): Ren, Impulse, and Grian

IDEA (S6): Xisuma, Bdubs, Keralis

Jungle Crew (S7): Stress, Mumbo, Grian, Iskall, Scar

Knights of the Square Table (S9): Rendog, Bdubs, Cleo, Joe, Cub, Scar, Iskall

La Revolution (S5): Iskall, Ren, Stress

Magic Mountaineers (S10): Grian, Scar, Joel, Gem, Impulse, Skizz, Mumbo

Mustard Milk Tots (S10): Cleo, Beef, Doc, Skizz, Tango

Mycelium Resistance (S7): Grian, Impulse, Etho, XB, Ren, Jevin, Stress, Doc

Milk Sog Quartet (S9): Bdubs, Scar, Tango, Grian, Cub

Monolith Trio (S9): Ren, Bdubs, and Etho

New Hermit Order (S5): Bdubs, Doc, Etho, Beef

No Braincells Trio / Buttercups (S9): Grian, Mumbo, Scar

PET Neighbors (S10): Pearl, Etho, Tango

Purple Pickles (S10): Joe, Keralis, XB, Xisuma

Red Rashers (S10): Bdubs, Etho, False, Jevin

Sewer Cats (S7): Impulse, Scar, Grian, Bdubs

Soup Group / Trifle Trio (S9): Gem, Pearl, Impulse

Swamp Lump (S8): False, Gem, Stress

Team BEST (S10): Bdubs, Etho, Skizz, Tango

Team Canada: Etho, Beef, Gem

Team STAR / Hermit Gang (S6): Doc, Wels, False, Impulse, Xisuma, Ren, Mumbo (briefly as a double agent)

Team ZITS: Zedaph, Impulse, Tango, and Skizz

Team ZIT: Zedaph, Impulse, Tango

Wood Collective (S10): Beef, Doc, and Skizz

5k Club: False, Cub, Scar

Duos

Area 77 (S6): Scar and Doc

Aqua Town Duo (S7): Scar and Bdubs

Big Salmon (S10): Beef and Skizz

Birchfellas (S4): Cub and Wels

Boat Boys: Joel and Etho

Clock Duo / Homewreckers: Impulse and Bdubs

Clumsy Cooking Duo: Zedaph and Tango

Convex / ConCorp (S5-S6): Scar and Cub

Crastle Duo: Bdubs and Cleo

Deadliest Duo: Grian and Joel

DERP Duo: Tango and Impulse

Desert Duo: Grian and Scar

Elven Duo (S9): Gem and Scar

End Busters / Mafia Bros: Mumbo and Iskall

Gingerbread Duo: Grian and Gem

Hohenzollern Castle Duo (S8): Joe and Cleo

Horse Head Farms (S8): Hypno and XB

Logfellas (S4): Xisuma and Ren

Maple Duo (S10): Gem and Etho

Octagon (S8): Doc and Ren

Podzol Party (S7): Beef and Hypno

PogSupremacy Duo: False and Ren

Quartz Cleaners: Iskall and Beef

Rich Duo: Mumbo and Keralis

Shattered Savanna Duo (S8): Etho and Iskall

Shiny Duo: Gem and Pearl

Sky Siblings / Sky Duo / Skyblings: Pearl and Grian

Sunflower Duo: Scar and Pearl (S9)

Tall and Short (S9): Bdubs and Etho

Team Plastic: Ren and Iskall

Waffle Duo: Grian and Mumbo

Warden Wranglers (S9): Xisuma and Cub

Wither Duo: Grian and Impulse

PLEASE COMMENT WITH ANY I’VE MISSED, BECAUSE I KNOW I DIDN’T GET ALL OF THEM

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I was just fast forwarding through a Pizzeria Simulator playthrough because I was looking for something, and it's just occurred to me how funny it is that you can put Lefty up onto the stage to perform.

Imagine you're just minding your own business, an animatronic bear suddenly shows up, it opens up in an uncanny manner to perfectly trap you inside of itself as if it had been built to hold you, it takes you to a new Freddy's location, the person from your childhood who was sort of like a cousin to you is there, and he leads you up onto the stage like "hey Charlie, so I know you must be deeply confused. Well I'm here to tell you: don't worry about it! Now dance."

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what are they doing to my girl. get her off of there

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bestie im so sorry but i had to do this this is so silly they r so silly i cant draw lefty for my life head in ha